i’m getting kinda sad i want someone to cuddle with someone cuddle with me
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
A Disturbingly Accurate Portrayal of What Happens Every Time ‘That Gotye Song’ Starts Playing in the Car
Kyle Kaplan and Nick Braun, best known as Michael Bernstein and Cameron Jones of the short-lived ABC Family sitcom 10 Things I Hate About You, star as every single person on Earth when Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” suddenly comes on the radio.
See Also: Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.”
(EVERY DAMN TIME. Except that I still really love the song, so I’m not usually complaining about it. But if I’m having a conversation with someone, I will put it on hold so I can sing the chorus.)
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
- Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
- Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
- Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
- Me: *Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
- Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
- Me: *Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT
- Family: *comes home*
- Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
I want to sleep all the time but I also want to stay awake all the time
i could so very easily fall asleep right now
but i can’t seem to close my laptop
Routine PSA
just because i love you guys
don’t try to make rhyme or reason of my blog
follow the tags
otherwise you’ll be so confused it will hurt
i thank you in advance for your cooperation
If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.
