i’m getting kinda sad i want someone to cuddle with someone cuddle with me
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
- Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
- Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
- Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
- Me: *Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
- Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
- Me: *Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT
- Family: *comes home*
- Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*
I want to sleep all the time but I also want to stay awake all the time
i could so very easily fall asleep right now
but i can’t seem to close my laptop
just because i love you guys
don’t try to make rhyme or reason of my blog
follow the tags
otherwise you’ll be so confused it will hurt
i thank you in advance for your cooperation
If you’re a straight male and follow me, god bless your tolerance.