i’m going to become an ostrich so i have an excuse to bury my head in sand whenever something i don’t like is happening
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
- Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
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