22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS SO ACCURATE IT HURTS.
GAGA AND JULIE ANDREWS
OMFG
i’m going to become an ostrich so i have an excuse to bury my head in sand whenever something i don’t like is happening
its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
I want to be on Adam’s team if you know what I mean
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
- Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award.
I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE CLAP WHEN THE MOVIE ENDS
I HATE PEOPLE
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
BECUASE WE HATE FUCKING PEOPLE
BUT FUCKING PEOPLE IS FUN
WELL I WOULDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T FUCKED ANYONE
this is like a really intense poem
this is tumblr ladies and gentleman
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^ LOL.why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
hurricane muhammad
hurricane shaniqua
hurricane nguyen
because white people destroy everything.
In honor of hitting 1,000 followers, I put together (with your help!) an awesome Christmas mix filled with 19 of my Christmas songs and covers, featuring music from Bobby Helms, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Jason Mraz, Josh Groban, Relient K, Hey Monday, The Pogues, and so much more. Feel free to reblog and share! And, of course, enjoy ♥
1. Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock
2. Brenda Lee - Rockin Around The Christmas Tree
3. Danny Elfman - What’s This? (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
4. Ella Fitzgerald - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
5. Gavin DeGraw - The Christmas Song
6. Glee Cast - Baby It’s Cold Outside
7. Hey Monday - O Holy Night
8. Jason Mraz - Winter Wonderland
9. John Williams - Carol of the Bells (Home Alone II)
10. Josh Groban - Believe
11. Kylie Minogue - Santa Baby
12. Lea Salonga - My Grown Up Christmas List
13. Michael Buble - All I Want For Christmas Is You
14. Rascal Flatts - I’ll Be Home For Christmas
15. Relient K - Auld Lang Syne
16. The Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick
17. The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
18. Tim Minchin - White Wine in the Sun
19. Wham! - Last ChristmasIf in the event this download link doesn’t work, please use one of these mirror links. If you have any more trouble, just let me know!
I added more mirror links. Enjoy c:
This is my teacher right now.
Is your teacher a sting ray
THE TEACHER FROM FINDING NEMO.
remember the days of your youth when saying the word “sex” outloud was like saying voldemort
